when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time. 

(Source: major-leaque)


She warned him.


i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

dude just wait until the banjo drops
my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

(Source: roobbstark)


mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark



the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus