hex-girlfriend:

An appropriate response

(Source: smvrgs)

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator)


slunky-mcgee:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

[laughing weetabix-eaters]

bingerdinkhumpydunky:

edwardspoonhands:

Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.

There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.

This had confused me for a long time and this explanation makes so much sense!!


thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

(Source: The Huffington Post)

soccercopdoc:

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

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pocket-alex:

princeowl:

mangomamita:

don’t let tumblr make you think educations not important please go to college

we dont need no education

we dont need no thought control 

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(Source: qoax)


found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever

(Source: mercuryjones)

bunsen:

waiting for the pizza guy like

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